"Mommy, you need a coupon?"

This morning Mommy awakened and got you two fed breakfast, oat meal :)  We were sitting at the dining room table waiting for Daddy to return home from work so we could decide what we were going to do...10 a.m. came and gone, 10:30, 11:00... Well, Mommy called Daddy twice, trying to check in with him.  Mommy couldn't find her cell phone, but when I did Mommy was freaked out ha/ha!  Daddy had sent Mommy several text messages after I tried calling him.  Daddy was in the middle of Ivy Tech's Graduation Ceremony and he responded, "can't talk in graduation."  OMGosh!  I felt horrible, especially since I knew Daddy probably interrupted the ceremony ha/ha!  Mommy then got you two dressed and took a shower. :)

I was standing in front of the mirror (in my robe) doing my hair and makeup when you, Buddha, came bouncing into the bathroom.  You lifted up my robe, spread my bum cheeks apart and said, "Mommy, you need a coupon?"  I instantly hollered for you to get out of there, and then questioned you, "WHAT?"  Mommy was giggling, thinking why on earth is this kid checking out my bum asking me if I want a coupon ha/ha!  Buddha, you then bounced over to the bathroom cabinet and pulled out a tampon.  "See Mommy, a coupon, do you need a coupon MOMMMM?"  Mommy started laughing hysterically.  I do need to share that you get out all my bathroom supplies when I announce I'm getting in the shower...blow dryer, towel, lotion, brush etc... You and your sister NEVER give me any privacy, and Mommy can't shut the bathroom door without you two wigging out...or terrorizing the rest of the house ha!  Mommy has had a conversation with you about tampons and what they are used for ha/ha However, you've obviously paid attention when Mommy didn't realize you were paying attention when using certain products hahahahahahahaha!  

Once Daddy arrived home, Mommy went and had her nails painted, and picked up some earrings for Grandmoo's gift bag :)  Mommy then went to Sam's Club and picked up fish, shrimp, and crab cakes.  I decidedped we were going to have a Mother's Day Crabby Shack dinner :)  Bodhi, you awakened from nap time first, so you went outside and pulled dandelions with Momma.  You also planted Mommy's last three days of Mother's Day flowers (Daddy has spoiled Mommy with perennials to plant in our Irish garden...our neighbors call it our English garden :)

Mommy then made dinner and we were eating when Sister Kelly and Brother Aaron stopped by.  Mommy was going to take you guys down to Aunt Dianna's house to play, but Grandmoo showed up to kidnap the two of you :)  Bodhi, you have a horrible cough but you wanted to go outside and play with Grandmoo.  Grandmoo took you two to the park and played.  She had you guys out until about 9:30 p.m. hee/hee  Bodhi, you fell asleep in the stroller on the way home, Buddha, you were ready for a bath :)  Grandmoo got to giggling talking about you going pee pee at the park.  Mommy then died laughing.  Turns out, the one time you went pee pee in the potty (standing up) was a fluke.  Grandmoo quickly discovered that having you go pee pee outside while standing up was a huge mistake, especially with it being so cold out HA!  Grandmoo had to help you guide it and she said you pee'd everywhere and it shot out a mile long, all over a park building.  Mommy got to laughing so hard and asked, "Mom, you mean to tell me you touched my boy's wee wee in a park, out in the open?"  "Great, are you now going to be pictured in the paper too?" hahahahaha!  Grandmoo about died, she didn't even think how it would have looked to onlookers that could have stumbled across you guys hee/hee.  Oh well!  

Mommy threw your dirty bum in the bath, Buddha, and I put your stinky dirty bum to bed Bodhi girl.  Sweet dreams my sweet sweet babes!  Mommy loves you to pieces.