Well, Dora Kitty made it though the night. She slept on Mommy's chest until about 1:30 a.m., when Mommy awakened to Ms. Allie laying face to face with Dora Kitty both laying on Momma... Ms. Allie apparently was jealous. Mommy then put Dora back in the craft room and said yet another prayer. Mommy cried most of the night, I couldn't stand the thought of being responsible for another living being death, and a horrible death at that.
8:00 a.m. rolled around, and the start of what would turn out to be a major Mommy meltdown began. Dora Kitty seemed to be doing better, however, Mommy couldn't do a thorough assessment because you two kept barging into the room causing a major ruckus, of dogs entering and what Mommy believed to be a blind Dora Kitty escape. Daddy was getting ready to leave for work so he couldn't be of much assistance. Mommy managed to sternly scare you both into giving me enough time to clean out the horrible litter box and clean up three piles of cat poo on the hardwood floor. It was a horrible stinky mess. Mommy then took you two, bare foot and in your pajamas outside, along with Dora. I managed to get you two to sit on the step so that I could watch Dora Kitty walk. She was no longer walking like a drunkard, but she had a tick, in which her head would periodically jerk. Baby Ella was not thrilled to have Dora Kitty jumping around her either, but they didn't get into a fight. Some how, Mommy managed to give both Dora and Ella yet another bath, as the doctor had instructed. We then fed both Dora and Ella a can of wet cat food. Dora chowed down... she is eating a ton and seems to be working! After Dora had some outside time, Mommy took her back inside.
Then as Mommy was straightening up and getting Dora settled in, Mommy saw you, Jude, jumping on Mr. Arlo's chaise lounge in Mommy's and Daddy's room. Mommy heard you say, "ewww wet," and so Mommy went to investigate. Yep, Mr. Arlo pissed all over the chaise, good grief! Mommy managed to get that cleaned up when GiGi arrived. She had heard the news last night from Grandmoo and came to check in. I think Grandmoo and GiGi sense that Mommy was in a three day countdown to a meltdown, as they have both popped in when Mommy needed them both. Mommy jumped in the shower to wash the dog piss and cat poo off, as well as the dried tears and sweaty pits :( While in the shower, GiGi reported that you Bodhi, who was naked, waiting for Momma to give you a bath (which was planned prior to GiGi arriving, decided to pee on your floor. Thankfully, GiGi had cleaned that up before telling Mommy the news. GiGi left, with reassurance from Mommy that everything was fine. Mommy fed you both a big lunch and started the bath water. Mommy asked both of you if you had to go to the potty before getting into the bath, you both said no. Ten minutes later Bodhi is yelling, "Mommy, Buddha pooped in the bathtub." This is a first for Momma! I was baffled as to how best to get the mushy poop out of the tub, and if it would hurt the drain if the some of the poop particles went down the drain??? Daddy, who said he would be at work until 9:30 p.m. showed up in the middle of the bath dilemna, however, Mommy didn't ask for help because I figured he was just checking in, turns out he had four hours of free time and was downstairs eating when Mommy finally got the mess cleaned up and you both down for a nap.
Mommy then go to work, I scoured the tub, sink, and toilet, and then started cleaning downstairs. Mommy got all the cleaning done in time for you, Buddha to awaken from your nap, ugggh! You were in rare form, and you had again poo'd, causing you to awaken early from your nap. Mommy doesn't know why, but you decided to scream and roll while Mommy was trying to change your diaper... making yet another huge poo mess, uggggh! Mommy got you settled, and then checked in on Dora Kitty and of course... she had poo'd in her litter box as well as the floor again. Mommy then took a secret time-out, went into the bathroom, while you, Buddha were playing and running around the house, and had a meltdown. Mommy text Aunt Ti to pray for me ha/ha, but stated that we were all fine. Mommy then got busy finishing up the laundry, the rest of your sheets, blankets, and pillows you decided to soil, not once, but twice Ms. Bodhi!!! WTH is going on! Mommy can't figure out for the life me, what I have done to deserve such Karma. Mommy then sucked it up, got you both dressed, and decided we were going out. We dropped off clothes that no longer fit you, Buddha, to Aunt Debbie Riffe, for her grandson Eli, and then we headed to the mall.
It was pouring down raining, so we were all soaked by the time wen entered the mall. Mommy stocked up on some smell good candles, using several Bath and Body Works coupons... so that the smell wouldn't set me off, Mommy's a little OCD when it comes to cleanliness and smells. Jude, you still in rare form, decided to run around the store smelling candles and picking up plug-ins... Mommy was like "whatever," and decided not to care. We got through that store without any breaks, and Mommy straightened all of your messes. Bodhi, you were an angel. You now are saying, "I want this for Christmas Momma," and Mommy explained that Santa is watching you everyday, adding or subtracting presents from your list based on your behavior... you have been an angel ha/ha
We then headed to Blondies Cookies. Mommy thought we all needed a cookie, well at least Mommy did, so you two lucked out! We then started walking towards Target, with the plan to pick up baby wipes, as well as some clearance clothes. Mommy had taken inventory on what each of you needed after cleaning out your closets. You two were distracted by all the rides, luckily Mommy had three quarters so you two got to ride a helicopter, your choice Angel Bodhi! :) Jude, you then wanted to drive the police car and had a meltdown when Mommy told you no. Mommy got you snap out of it pretty quickly with the threat of a public swat to the bum! Good Grief, once we finally made it to Target, there was Hello Kitty stuff everywhere, there was even Hello Kitty beach towels down the cleaning isle. Mommy had to listen to you, Bodhi, say, "Momma, look Hello Kitty, Momma look Hello Kitty, Momma look Hello Kitty... I want that for Christmas Momma." People were probably like, seriously, Christmas? It's August. Mommy had told you the other day your birthday was over and the next holiday you would get gifts was Christmas, and you haven't forgotten. Bodhi, you called GiGi and Gi-Pa to tell them all about the Hello Kitty and Dora items you were seeing, and GiGi commented to Mommy I should stay clear of those isles, ha/ha Mommy told her there were Dora pull-ups and Hello Kitty beach towels in the cleaning isle, there's no avoiding! Jude, you squirmed in the cart, saying, "Momma OUT!" you then went into a crying fit in the middle of clothes shopping. Mommy managed to pick out some adorable fall clothes for you both, despite your best efforts to derail our shopping trip, Mr. Buddha. Bodhi, you got several outfits, one of which was an Alice in Wonderland outfit, Mommy's favorite! We then checked out and headed to Peru.
We arrived just as Aunt Angela and Kaitlyn were getting home. Mommy gave Aunt Angela a bag of clothes that you had outgrown, Buddha. Yes, Mommy had two bags of your clothes to give away. Mommy has been wanting to see Angela's new house, but a year and a half has went by and I still hadn't seen it. Mommy ran inside and Kaitlyn sat in the car with you two. On our way home, Daddy called to check on us. He had arrived home a couple of hours early. Mommy decided to stop for a coffee treat for both Mommy and Daddy. You two were excited that Daddy was home. Mommy had prepared you earlier for the fact that Daddy wouldn't make it home before you two had to go to bed. While waiting for our coffee, you, Bodhi, told Mommy that you had to go potty. The race was on, the coffee lady wouldn't quit talking either, uggggh! Mommy called Daddy to let him know that he needed to be waiting to take you out of the car and straight to the potty. We made it! Wow, one thing went right today! Mommy then took you, Buddha, to drop off the recyclables, and then to mail out some bills. When we arrived home Daddy discovered that you soaked clear through your diaper and all over the car seat, yep, I knew it had to be. Daddy carried you inside and then the car seat so that Mommy could wash it. Mommy got you both cleaned up and pajamas on, and then Mommy was off to give Ms. Allie a late night walk, stick in hand.
Once back home, Mommy gave checked in on Dora. YAY! Dora is back to normal! Mommy thought her brain was fried earlier because she wasn't afraid of the dogs or the two of you... she's always been skittish around you both and the hounds. She was back to hissing at the hounds, and you two! She is now jumping, and her head is no longer jerking! It's a miracle! Mommy fed her yet another container of food, tuna this time. She gobbled it all down, and then Mommy loved on her for a good hour. It's amazing how much she cuddling with Momma. I would always try to love on her, but she'd always try jumping away after just a few minutes. She climbed on Mommy's shoulders and was rubbing her head against my face, and like you, Buddha, burying her head in my boobs hee/hee After she had enough lovin's Mommy retired to my room to write the entry for today. WOW am I so happy we made it through the day. Mommy is extremely thankful and feeling blessed that Dora Kitty appears to be back to normal!!! Prayers answered!!
Sweet sweet dreams my sweet sweet ornery pee'ing and poo'ing everywhere babes! Mommy will rest soundly tonight!!!
Mommy took a video of you two at the mall riding the helicopter ride, but unfortunately Mommy's phone is the car, and I'm not getting up! Mommy also has to remember to call Aunt Debbie to check on cousin Abby. She was due to have her baby on the 11th, but we haven't heard any news... if she hasn't had it yet (we don't know the sex), she's going to have a little girl on the 18th, Mommy is calling it :) Mommy is so excited for Abby, she'll be so glad she waited, as I'm sure she already is... Mommy was so excited not knowing your sex Jude man!!!
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