I desperately need to do some catching up, and not the usual "what we did today,"catching up either. Bodhi and Jude, you both say the darnedest things, and make some of the funniest observations, you both are so very entertaining!
So here we go....
Bodhi, while driving to the store Mommy stopped at the traffic light as it turned yellow. You are usually not the "big mouth," but you shouted, "Ummmm Momma, what do you think you are doing?" (real serious-like by the way). To which I responded, quite startled, "What Bodhi?" "Mommy, yellow means hurry up and go, not stop!" Ha/Ha! Mommy taught you that, and boy did you let Mommy have it for breaking Mommy's traffic light rule :)
While Mommy was painting a red flower on Daddy's office ceiling, Bodhi, you and your brother were messing around with Daddy's speaker on the floor. You two love to turn it off because it comes back on automatically by itself (it's magic). You two were entertaining yourselves by turning it off when you, Bodhi got a little ornery with your brother. You said, "Buddha, I said turn it off, it's on." Buddha, you didn't pick up on the fact that your sister was teasing you, but to Bodhi's amazement, you picked a book off of Daddy's bookshelf and started flipping through it real frantically ha/ha Bodhi, you said, "Mommy, Mommy look... Buddha learned to read!!!" "Buddha is reading the book to try and figure out how to turn the speaker off." Mommy laughed and laughed and laughed.
This morning when Mommy got out of the shower, you two running in and out of the bathroom. Mommy hurriedly put on my undies. Bodhi, you came running in and said, "Oh Momma!" You grabbed the front of my underwear and started adjusting them. Bodhi, you then explained, "Mommy your GYNA was hanging out." Bahahahaha! Mommy has a gyna and not a vagina!
Last night, you refused to sleep Ms. Emilia Bodhi. You got up literally 20 times, requesting one thing or another...mainly cheese, yogurt, chocolate, milk, and juice :) After giving you two slices of cheese and a cup of yogurt, you again got back up. You came into Mommy's craft room and said, "Mommy, I need another snack, and if you say no Ima gonna eat your toes." Hee/hee Wow, that is so something Mommy would say to you. :) Another time you got up and I tucked you back into bed, telling you "sweet dreams, close those beautiful eyes," and you responded, "Mommy, without cheese I'll have dumb dreams." Boy, you were on a roll!
Jude, despite having recently discovered your "pecker" as Daddy calls it, you still insist that everyone call you Cinderella and you continue to dress in your sister's dresses (ALL DAY LONG). While I was folding laundry this morning you saw Mommy's underwear (Mommy recently bought new underwear and bras and everyone...Daddy and the two of you, have been absolutely fascinated with Mommy's new undergarments) anyway, you spotted Mommy's underwear and said, "Ooooh Mommy's underwear, I'm going to put them on Mommy." Mommy drew the line, "NO!" "Jude, I refuse to allow you to wear my underwear, that is going too far, you little transvestite." Well, you two cracked up, loving the new name...and so the rest of the morning Mr. Jude, your sister referred to you as transvestite. HA!
Buddha, you are our little comedian. You do anything you can to make us laugh, well, then we laugh and you scold us hee/hee. Bodhi, whenever brother does something silly, you roll your eyes, sigh, and look at Mommy and say, "Oh Bubbby," or "Oh Buddha, you are such a little nerd bird" or "turd bucket," thanks Sister Kelly ha/ha!
Bodhi, when you and your brother are playing and brother does something you don't approve of, you tell him, "Buddha, I'm going to spank your ass," and then you come running for Mommy and say, "Mommy Buddha needs his butt spanked." As if I can't hear you yelling at him in just the next room hee/hee
Mommy knows I'm forgetting a ton of other funny stories, so I'll try to do a weekly update of all the things I forget to add to your blog from day to day :)
Sweet dreams my sweet sweet babes! You two are an absolute hoot!
PS I'll have to load pictures later, I can't find my camera cord, and I have a sneaking suspicion that you, Mr. Jude did something with it :)
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| Where's Bodhi and Jude? |
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| There they are!!! |
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| Yep, check out Jude in the background...that basically sums up our day to day routine! |
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