Mommy had to cover for a co-worker today, so Mommy arranged for Sister Kelly and Brother Aaron to come sit with you two while Daddy went to work from 11am-1pm. Mommy had to leave early, 9:30 a.m. to drive to Lafayette for an 11am-3pm visit. Mommy was worried about the two of you all day, but I kept it in check and didn't text Daddy with a 1,000 questions (well Mommy's intuition is never off)!
You two apparently had a great time with Sister Kelly because you had all your toys strung out all over your rooms :/ Sister Kelly is gonna have to get firm with the two of you! However, the scare came when Daddy arrived home from work and put you both to bed for a nap. Well, Daddy of course decided he was going to nap before returning to work 5pm-7pm. Daddy reports that you, Buddha, snuck back up and cleared out the refrigerator; placing all the food on the floor with the door wide open, uggggh! AND you didn't stop there. Daddy finally awakened when he heard you, Buddha, yelling and screaming-banging on the door (just like Momma's sleep walking episode in Tennessee when I was just a tot myself). Who knows how long you were outside, or what you were doing, or where you went! Mommy freaked when I heard about it.
Just the other day when Mommy was in the other room folding laundry, your sister apparently talked you into going out to the kitty house with her, and Mommy would have never known had I not seen you two making a mad dash out the window! Mommy had a stern scary talk with the two of you. Mommy explained that someone could have took you without anyone knowing and hurt you, and Mommy explained that in Mommy's line of work, parents have their children removed for neglect (such as young kids playing outside with no supervision). Bodhi, you started crying...you understood and apologized, promising to never do it again. Buddha, well, what can I say???? You obviously didn't get the message. We are going to have to figure out a way to attach a lock high enough so that you can't pull a chair up to it and open the door. Oh boy!
Hey Dennis, did I mention how many rolls of toilet paper you have wasted already this week? How about five rolls. Yep, that's right. You fill the entire potty with a roll of toilet paper, go poo, then cover the poo with another roll of toilet paper. It's quite unpleasant and disgusting digging out all that toilet paper, so how about you quit it! Lord I hope you get easier with age!!!!
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